Offline co-op Left 4 Dead system link split-screen 4 player

These are the stuff of legend. Four humans, survivors of a mutated rabies virus outbreak that has decimated the world. Four survivors who have to find a way out - a way to sanctuary and safety. Four survivors armed with fairly primitive firepower and relying heavily on each other and their mutual will to live, to adapt, and to survive.

And it was with much speculation and trepidation, that Oltman, Kat, Wayne and I hooked up this Sunday to play 4-player on two Xbox 360s - to my pleasant surprise (and all of our excitement) it works!!

Here's how ...


1. Sign in both people on one console at the start-up screen (pressing |> START; signs in for split screen mode)

2. Select "Play Campaign"

3. Play with Friends

4. Create Lobby (X)

5. Campaign Mode

6. Create Lobby after choosing settings

7. Then other xbox360 chooses steps 2 - 5 (it's drop-in, drop-out so they can join in while your game is going; the "client" will see the following screen displaying an available server...)

It's done so well! Split-screen, system link, 4 player co-op, and if players go idle or 'take a break' then you can have AI players taking over "for a while".

Screenshots show what the game looks like being set up for system link split-screen games. First is split-screen setup on the "server", then what the other console ("client") sees, and finally a successful 4-player lobby game, ready to go (but as I've already mentioned it's drop-in, drop-out so no need to have everyone ready at the start).

SO MUCH FUN! If anyone has Tank-busting tips for us, please let us know by leaving a comment :)

Portable ISO creator - LC ISO Creator

I'm all about mixing up analogies. It's an advanced gift that God blessed me with. If you found my previous post quite useful, you may also be in the market for a portable ISO creator (or CD/DVD snapshotter) since an ISO ripper and ISO mounter go hand-in-hand like two peas as tight as thieves... well, step up to the plate, LC ISO Creator, because it takes two to tango...

This little guy is very basic in its GUI, but all you really need is a "click to rip" button, right?

Check out my comprehensive PortableApps list here, or go here to get the guy for yourself:

http://lc-iso-creator.en.softonic.com/
http://www.lucersoft.com/freeware.php

Virtual CD-ROM Control Panel

There's a lot of good portable stuff out there, and in my mind a support guy's best friend is some freeware software that doesn't leave a footprint. Even better for a support guy is stuff that doesn't leave a footprint, and helps to emulate hardware that may or may not even exist on the system in need of your attention! Step up Virtual CD-ROM Control Panel... your moment has arrived!


If you need to have an ISO mounted on a PC but don't want to fiddle with DaemonTools (which I think has spyware on it now or something?), or something else that edits the registry, then look no further than VCDROM - it's lightweight (30k), portable, and can even run from the network!

I've added it to my list of "must-have" portable applications for support tools, and I really use it extensively!

Check out my comprehensive (i.e. work-in-progress) portable-applications list here.

And try these links for more on this particular application;
http://blogs.techrepublic.com.com/window-on-windows/?p=42
http://support.microsoft.com/kb/916902
http://www.softpedia.com/get/CD-DVD-Tools/Virtual-CD-DVD-Rom/Virtual-CDROM-Control-Panel.shtml

Where do old rickety dogs go to die...?

Quietly behind my reversing car, apparently...


I'm presuming that the educated and world-savvy readers of my blog (both of them) have heard of elephant graveyards and whale-resting places and all that fancy speculation before. Well, for old rickety dogs I guess it's the parking lots and driveways of the world that suffice for them.



Basically, yesterday I reversed into my in-laws' old labrador - Taffy. He wasn't there when I got into my car and I suspect he wanted to buy an opportunity of euthanasia and ran (he's been storing up his energy for months for this last break) behind the Palio to take the hit. All I knew was, I felt some resistance, like I was driving over a log. I paused. Went backwards again. Resistance. Paused. Drove forward. Looked around and didn't see anything (and considered it may have been Taffy, but he must have put on his cloak of "make-me-invisible-momentarily-so-I-can-buy-it-now" because I couldn't see him, so I went back again with some caution. Resistance. A log? Okay, just drive over it. Start to reverse again (no more than before though). Yelp! Stop. Go forward. Get out. See a rickety old dog sitting there pooh'ing himself. Get him up and he hobbles away, wetting the floor. He was okay, but shaken up, poor thing.



Sigh. Be careful. I suspect either dogs like to make an exit, or my in-laws tried to incriminate me by craftfully placing Taffy there while I was doing my seven-point safety check.

Is lady justice alive in SA?

Today we had our attorneys apply for a court date to hear our application. I have been most hopeful of an outcome to all of this bother over the past two years and was expecting a court date in the not-too-distant future so we could start this process and conclude it before I'm old and grey (which is approaching more rapidly than I'd prefer).

Well, I have a lot to learn, it seems. After hearing that the first available High Court date is in December, and seeing that this has dragged on almost over a year already, my enthusiasm has somewhat waned. We've been offered an amount about 33% higher than our purchase price for our flat, although I'm not entirely sure whether I'd trust the offer. Quite a bit to think about - do we take the sale and let go of this conflict? If that happens I'd feel a bit like David running away from Goliath. I feel like we have right on our sides, and with right comes might - but do others have the stamina and will to fight this? I'd spend every ounce of energy and every cent of financial wealth on this if I knew justice would prevail, and moreso, if it encouraged others to make a stand against injustice in the future. I will never do it at the cost of my family, but I know that provided my judgment is sound and my motives pure, God will sustain my family through this battle.

ASP.NET and AUTORUN.INF et al trojan

(click here for the illustrated guide with pictures)

I'm sure by now most people have experienced one form of this BackDoor trojan or another. There's a very simple way to remove it, but in my mind it's simple because it's using DOS - others may not find it as useful or as helpful.


The first telltale signs of a trojan-infected USB drive is when you try to open the drive using MS Windows - if you double-click, it won't actually open, but rather prompt you to select an application to OPEN WITH.

To fix this problem is quite straightforward, and here's the concept:

1. The USB drive has had an AUTORUN trojan infiltrate it, so it won't allow you to open it normally.
   
2. The trojan is hidden, sometimes read-only, and sometimes marked as a system file.
3. The trojan can take many forms, but will usually replicate itself on the drive and if it's the AUTORUN.INF variant, you can see that it will be hidden somewhere else, and activated by the AUTORUN.INF.
4. You will need to unhide, unread, unsystem the file attributes, and then delete the file. Remove the USB flashdrive, and reinsert. That should be Robert being your uncle.

Here are the steps, in more detail (click here for the screenshot document):

1. First discover that you have the trojan (either an antivirus will pick it up, or you will experience difficulty when you try to explore the flashdrive)
   
   
2. Then open up a COMMAND window (start-->RUN-->CMD)
   
   
3. Type (flashdrive letter): where (flashdrive letter) is replaced by the letter of your flashdrive (so if it's E: then type "E:" without the ""'s).
   E:
   
   
4. Look for any hidden files on the flashdrive ("dir /ah" without the ""'s)
   dir /ah
   If you find too many files listed, then try dir /ah /p
   
   
5. After spotting any hidden files, look for ones that look like ASP.NET or AUTORUN.INF or some funny *.COM files, etc.
   autorun.inf
   asp.net
   d.com
   6phx.com
   
   
6. Find out those files' attributes (attrib xxx.yyy; e.g. attrib asp.net)
   attrib autorun.inf
   attrib asp.net
   attrib d.com
   etc.
   
   
7. Next, remove the attributes that are present (e.g. if it reports HR E:\asp.net then you would say attrib -h -r asp.net)
   attrib -h -r autorun.inf
   attrib -h -r asp.net
   attrib -h -r d.com
   etc.
   
   
8. Then delete the file
   del autorun.inf
   del asp.net
   del d.com
   etc.
   
   
9. Verify there are no more such files on the flashdrive by searching recursively for hidden files (e.g. dir /ah /s /o /p) and repeat the above.
   dir /ah /s /o /p
   (You should still see some hidden files, but look out for AUTORUN.INF, ASP.NET, D.COM, 6PHX.COM, etc.)
   

Once done, remove the flashdrive (pull it out), then reinsert. Job should be done!

BF1942 "Map Not Found" or "INVALID CD KEY" error

There's been a veritable bargain of games lately for the PC - my personal flavour of the moment is BATTLEFIELD 1942: WW2 ANTHOLOGY which is retailing for a meager R50, and includes BATTLEFIELD 1942, SECRET WEAPONS, and ROAD TO ROME. The back of the box says you can play 1 player per CD, and the game comes with 4 CDs, so to be legitimate, you can run a LAN of 4-players for R50. Our club has subsequently purchased about eight copies, so we can do up to 32 players without fear of retribution.

Setting it up is quite simple, but if you encounter any hiccups when playing it, here's how to fix some of the more common ones I've come across:


If you install the game with everything, you can then just simply pull the EA GAMES folder out of PROGRAM FILES, and Robert's your uncle. A portable copy of BF1942 if you are on the move with your friends, or want to play it (legally, of course) on different machines. It's fully portable!

There will, however, need to be a few tweaks to get it to work on a portable flavour without the CDs (which I only condone if you are legitimate owners of enough "licenses" to play it).

1. To circumvent the CD check, you need to download a NO-CD crack from somewhere like GAMECOPYWORLD.
2. If you load the game up, with this NO-CD crack (or with a legit. CD), it should load fine. Starting a multiplayer game may render a "INVALID CD KEY" error, in which case you need to make sure your machine has the registry key updates for the game you want to join;
   
   
   [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Electronic Arts\EA GAMES\Battlefield 1942\ergc]
   @="2522369338354310241300"
   
   [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Electronic Arts\EA GAMES\Battlefield 1942 The Road to Rome\ergc]
   @="2505756655947052330605"
   
   [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Electronic Arts\EA GAMES\Battlefield 1942 Secret Weapons of WWII\ergc]
   @="4UKKBKREGHHHYCNF9S9J"
   
   
3. If the error reports "MAP NOT FOUND" it's because the MOD you're using hasn't got a REGISTRY update, and this applies primarily to Road to Rome and Secret Weapons (as above).

With those changes made to the game, you should now be able to play and enjoy!

Not seeing a server? Maybe your firewall is blocking the port!

Can't get DEDICATED SERVER to run over a LAN with portable installations (i.e. "CANNOT CONNECT TO SERVER" error), don't worry - I get that too... haven't figured that one out yet!

Enjoy :)

My name's BrYan, and I might be Infected

I don't really want to dishonour the latest suspected victim (and 2nd in South Africa) of the H1N1 virus, but this is something I need to post, since it relates directly to me, and I knew the guy that passed away suddenly, and he wasn't a frail dude by any stretch of the imagination.


"A spokesperson for the family of [name deleted] has advised the Division of Human Resources and Equity that Mr [name deleted]'s likely cause of death is related to the H1N1 virus which is commonly called Swine Flu. The University would like to reassure staff and students that there is no cause for panic and that the matter is being addressed by a high level team, convened by Professor Willem Sturm of the Nelson R Mandela School of Medicine. This team will shortly publish guidelines for staff and students. In the meantime all staff and students are advised that if they are displaying flu like symptoms and feel concerned, they should seek medical advice."

What can I say? I've potentially been exposed. More interestingly, this guy died after a short visit to Swaziland. Where have I been just at the beginning of July? Swaziland. Coincidence? I think not! I am now starting to think my four-week long illness with 'flu was actually this H1N1 virus. Let's go over the facts:

1. Throat infection / sore throat
2. Coughing for weeks (still a minor cough now)
3. Fatigue
   

"The internets" says that the symptoms of H1N1 are (with emphasis on the ones I've had):

What are the signs and symptoms of H1N1 (swine) flu in people?

The symptoms of H1N1 (swine) flu in people are similar to the symptoms of regular human flu and include fever, cough, sore throat, body aches, headache, chills and fatigue. Some people have reported diarrhea and vomiting associated with H1N1 (swine) flu. In the past, severe illness (pneumonia and respiratory failure) and deaths have been reported with H1N1 (swine) flu infection in people. Like seasonal flu, H1N1 (swine) flu may cause a worsening of underlying chronic medical conditions.


Hmmm... might I have contracted this virus after all? I'm starting to think not, because I don't seem to have enough of these symptoms to confirm the illness, and no-one else has contracted anything after being in contact with me. And apparently I wasn't contagious just by being around me.

This then leads me onto my second suspicion. If suddenly we get a whole lot of "service delivery protests" in areas that are quite obscure and isolated, and we have reports of police needing to use "rubber" bullets, and protestors going on the rampage, then I'm going to start to suspect that this whole H1N1 pandemic is nothing more than a very elaborate cover-up for the latest potential outbreak of you-know-what! Again, without trying to trivialise what happened just over a year ago - do you really think xenophobia was the true root of the unrest???

Consumers beware! Do your homework!

Case 1: HD on analog? Blu-ray fail!

Zombies 101

Last week I had a minor dream come true. I was shopping with Warren Lansdell to buy some more games for our gaming club, when I noticed Left4Dead on sale at Incredible Connection for R249. Now usually I wouldn't spend so much on a game, but when it retails for R799 normally, and it's a first-person co-op shooter about zombie apocalypse madness, I can't ignore it. I really can't ignore it, because with the impending doomsday around the corner, one needs to keep one's wits about and be mentally prepared at any moment.


Joe Graham made a comment on Thursday evening after watching Katherine and I play a bit of the game (yay for Kat! She recognises the value in mental preparation for the inevitable) that stunned me, and made me realise I have a responsibility - nay, a duty - to inform the ignorant masses about the inescapable zombie apocalypse.

You see, Joe Graham made a very casual remark that mainstream zombies have lost their "realness" because now they're too fast and agile and such, and recognising the telltale symptoms of an ignorant trying to pretend to be a zombie scholar, I responded with "what do you mean?" and Joe let out the revealing confession I was anticipating:

"well, you know, 28 Days Later - the zombies are super fast and agile - ..." ... I cut him off at that point and reprimanded his heresy.

I then realised many more out there may fall into the same trap as Joe, and to Joe's credit, he's already a great way down the path to complete zombie enlightenment, and I would certainly let him hide in my crawlspace during the invasion, provided he brings with him the necessary tools and skills - and of course, the willingness to submit to my every instruction since I am the commander-in-chief of the zombie survival group this side of the Umgeni River.

Let me put it out there for all of you to understand:

28 Days Later is a fictional movie based on the premise of a biohazard outbreak which is in fact a mutated strain of the Ebola virus gone wrong. It is a very sad by-product (or mutation) of a virus intended to curb the hostile and psychotic tendencies of violent miscreants, which instead fell into the wrong hands and became a military technology geared at empowering total domination of the globe. Interestingly, the Rage virus (as depicted in the movie) is also the French word for rabies, which is not unlike the virus in terms of behavioural effects and general efficacy.

However, I digress.

In 28 Days Later, the Infected aren't zombies in the traditional sense of the word, since they don't ever really die and then un-die. They're not undead. They're simply infected with a virus whose sole purpose is reproduction. The symptoms of the virus cause an uncontrollable, blindingly insane rage that drives the Infected to want to do really really nasty things - it just so happens that their blood-vomiting abilities coincide with the virus' need to reproduce itself. Ultimately, the Infected in this movie are virus-infected humans - they are as fragile as a normal human, but just carry a virus in their blood (the Rage virus) that drives them to do zombie-like things, but they're not - and in fact never will be - undead. A good illustration of this is in 28 Weeks Later where Robert Carlisle's character manages to use his swipe-card to gain access to otherwise secure rooms, while in an enraged state.

Understanding this very significant and vital disparity between REAL undead zombies and the Hollywood (or indie) concept as depicted in this movie is key to your preparation for the unavoidable apocalypse. Assuming a machete hack to the body will slay a zombie is foolishness. Furthermore, assuming a zombie will starve itself to death within three or four weeks is also tomfoolery.

DO NOT BE DECEIVED.

Forget everything you have learned about 28 Days Later Infected, and focus on reality - zombies will not, ever, ever, ever, starve to death in a month. You are going to be in it for the long haul, and the chances of quarantine on the British Isles is also foolhardy wishful thinking. Zombies will not keep out of the sunlight. Zombies will not relent. Zombies will not be put down with a shot to the vital organs (apart from the brain). Zombies will rise from graves. They will rise from morgues. They will rise from the beds wherein parents take overdoses of sleeping tablets. There will be very little escape from a zombie horde. You must unlearn all that this movie has taught you about zombies, lest these aspects invariably become your undoing in week three onwards during the outbreak.

Anti-hijacking ideas

This has to be the most morbid post I've made - if not ever, at least recently - and it has to do with a very important subject; South Africa's crime.

I was driving to work today, and I got to thinking (and my drive isn't all that long, so my brain has no time to fire up on all cylinders in such short time, so forgive me if this is silly stuff) about what would happen if one were to break down in our neighbourhood, and thought to myself, it's not so bad, it's a safe neighbourhood. And then I extrapolated that to a bad neighbourhood, and thought of ideas to avoid being in trouble, and then it grew and grew and I decided there has to be some "survival kit" that is easy to implement and affordable to have for each South African car owner, and I came up with an idea...

It's a simple idea - and it works on the following principle;

1. Break down or run out of fuel (that's generally a silly thing) in a bad area, what do you do?
2. Lock the doors and wait for help, or get out of the car and run away.
3. These are both good options provided you've got bullet-proof windows, or you are healthy and fit enough to outrun most trouble coming your way, and you know which way to go. These are not good options if you can't achieve either.
   
4. The key - in my mind - is to be as invisible as possible in circumstances like this. So I thought about maybe one hiding in their boot - easy to access in most cars now, but not so smart if suddenly someone hijacks the car and you're in the boot.
   
5. Then I thought that it should be an essential lesson for everyone to know how to open a boot from the inside, especially to alert others to your plight. But it's hard in the dark, so you'd need a torch.
6. Then I realised that most people's cellphones offer enough light to illuminate the trunk of a car and would allow an unfortunate victim to see in the boot.
7. Then I thought, why use the cellphone for light when you can use it to make emergency calls?
8. Then I thought, well, if one were unfortunate enough to be hijacked, chances are the hijackers would steal the cellphone off of your person before bundling you into the boot of the car, in which case the cellphone is no good to you.
9. Then I thought, what about putting a grotty old cellphone into the trunk of the car and storing it away somewhere as an emergency device.
10. Then I thought, this was ingenious, because if it had GPS, you could also broadcast your GPS coordinates using a tool like Google Latitude, or in the very least, SMS your emergency contacts (you all have some, don't you?) and telling them you're in danger, and then they can contact the SP and say "triangulate their location! This is urgent!".
11. Then I thought, the other good idea is to notify AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE rather than just try to reach one person at a time, so I thought this cellphone should have a mailing list of three or four (at least) people that you know are reliable and tech-savvy enough to help you; you get one SMS out to all of them and voila, they're all on your case and then you dump the phone hidden somewhere so it can be triangulated.
12. It would be more comforting to be verbally communicating, but there's a risk the bad guys would overhear you and then snatch the phone away. A phone on silent with SMS comms is a safer bet. Hiding it away is even better.

So my briefly morbid, yet potentially life-saving and practical solution is to keep a cheap cellphone hidden in the trunk of your car that has been prepared for emergencies. Were the unthinkable (or rather, undesirable) to happen, one could simply grab the phone, use it as a source of light to open the trunk from the inside (if one knew how), or otherwise contacting the emergency list and advising them of your desperate need for emergency salvation.

I know most of us don't want to think of such things, but when I read stories of four guys trapped in the trunk of a car for eighteen hours, or someone being left in a car to roast, etc. it makes me think that we need to be a little more proactive than simply hoping it won't happen to us!

USB and RAID - where have I been?

Maybe I've been out of it for a while, but this seems to me to be one of the first USB storage bays that supports RAID 0/1. It's like Albany's brown bread that tastes like white. Best of both worlds. I'm excited.

LEGO STAR WARS!

Aaah such good memories of my youth! Star Wars! LEGO!

Finally, it is getting the shelf-space and attention that it deserves!

I'm a bit disappointed with the lack of original series selection (you need the 10 year anniversary badge of Darth Vader) and a lot of the Clone Wars stuff is just rehashed preludes to the "modern" stuff. The Twilight looks like a B-wing. The AT-AP Walker is a baby AT-AT. The AT-TE Walker is a baby AT-AT (R1199!!!).

I'd snap up Echo Base @ R399 except you only get a Hoth Han Solo. Ditto for Darth Vader's TIE Fighter - only Darth Vader (and I've already got him on my key ring).

Ah well. One can only hope they get more variety of the classics! It's apparently a re-run celebrating ten years of LEGO STAR WARS stuff (1999-2009).

Layout changes

The perfectionist in me grew bored. I was waiting an hour for a download to finish, and needed to give students time to do their Friday weekend work before rebooting the server for an important update. In the interim, I decided to fiddle with some gadgets...

If you are perceptive (and if you care), you'll have noticed I've added a followers & minions gadget and also a photostream to my public PICASA album (which isn't my primary photo storage option since it is limited to "only" 1GB of photo's, but it's there for now). Enjoy the extra slowness on loading :)

Stefan Terblanche is so fit