Stefan Terblanche is still so fit

[ UPDATED with more entries at the bottom ]


Following on from the mad craze that hit the world a year ago, and in honour of the Sharks impending victory over Western Province tomorrow in the final of the ABSA Currie Cup, comes the next iteration in Stefan Terblanche idioms (* The whole collection is now available from http://tinyurl.com/STisfit):


A friend's offering

• Stefan Terblanche is so fit ...Stefan Terblanche went for a run with Chuck Norris and made him sweat for the first time.
• This subsequently lead to Chuck Norris shedding his first tear.
• Which lead to excessive flooding in America
• Which lead to the start of global cooling

My version of his offering:

• Stefan Terblanche is so fit ...
  He goes for a relaxing stroll alongside Chuck Norris on Chuck's daily run.
• This is the only time Chuck Norris has ever sweat.
• This is also the first time Chuck Norris has ever cried.
• Chuck's tears led to excessive flooding across the world
• Which resulted in the beginning of global cooling.
• So
  Stefan Terblanche is so fit ... That he cools the earth down.

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Other offerings:

Stefan Terblanche is so fit ...

• Stefan Terblanche is so fit ... he can pop a wheelie on a unicycle.
• Stefan Terblanche is so fit ... if you call them, Stefan will come.
• Stefan Terblanche is so fit ... if you pass it, Stefan will score.
• Stefan Terblanche is so fit ... every street in the WORLD has been named after him ("St.").
• Stefan Terblanche is so fit ... light wishes it could go at the speed of Terblanche.
• Stefan Terblanche is so fit ... he already knows what the result will be (for tomorrow's final), but he's not telling
• Stefan Terblanche is so fit ... he's hot, so HE is the reason the global temperature raised in the first place
  ... but realising that no-one else can live at his level of hotness, Stefan fixed the problem just by being amazing.
  "Wasn't Stefan the reason the global temperature was raised in the first place? So ... He caused the problem, and fixed the problem just by being amazing? Amazing..."
• Stefan Terblanche is so fit ... Stefan Terblanche IS the Force!
• Stefan Terblanche is so fit ... his future is bright. So bright in fact that he doesn't need sunglasses - the sun needs STEFANglasses.