The lovely couple!

That's us on the right, the couple in the middle, and some other friends of ours :)

Thanks denby (Austwick) for snapping the shot. Thanks Joe for the Blackberry!

Rob & Emma's wedding!

We're presently at Rob and Emma's wedding and trying out moblogging. Yay. Look how dapper we look.

Homer Fairs (AKA How to beat the queues at Home Affairs)

Following Kat and my trip to Cape Town in early January to celebrate Simon and Bronwyn Clur's wedding, I had to make a trip down to our "wonderfully (in)efficient" Umgeni Home Affairs branch (the centre for all eThekwini ID books) to obtain a replacement ID.*

Dreading the impending hours-long wait in a static queue, I decided to follow up some advice and find out what ID & passport services were available to assist me with "taking hours off my life" (aah yes, the good old Ster-Kinekor ad. campaign of the late '90's...).

A quick visit to www.yellowpages.co.za and searching for ID & Passport services rendered a healthy portion in the Durban area. After filtering through the ones in my locale, I narrowed it down to a handful, and then finally made my decision. Following is a brief overview of what they each offered, and then which one I selected, and what my experience was like.

* While I was on the V & A Waterfront for Simon's bachelors (sober) I must have been spotted as a Brit tourist, and they singled me out for my Euro's... haha, wish I could have seen their face when they opened the wallet and found R60 in it!

Bryan's ID and Passport Services

1. Easi Passport Services AKA Immigration Matters
   
   Pam / Brian 031-309-6913
   R150 for I.D. + R50 for temporary (optional)
   Bring: 2 ID Photos
   Estimated turnaround time in queue: 20 minutes
   Must arrive at Home Affairs 9am
   Kiosk Tower opposite Home Affairs entrance (you can see the building from their offices)
   
   
2. WHY Q Travel Documents
   
   Laurie 082-578-4220
   R170 + R170 for temporary (optional)
   Bring: 2 ID Photos
   Estimated turnaround time in queue: 90 minutes
   Must arrive 7:30am
   
   
3. Passport People
   
   031-309-3985
   R150 + R120 for temporary (optional)
   Bring: 2 ID Photos
   Must arrive: 11am
   
   
4. Express Passport Services
   
   Roxanne @ 031-309-8012
   R220 + R150 for temporary (optional)
   Bring: 2 ID Photos
   Estimated turnaround time in queue: 15 minutes
   
   
   
5. Passport Centre
   
   Renee @ 031-3098245
   R116 + R116 for temporary (optional)
   Bring: 2 ID Photos
   Must Arrive: 8:30am

In the end I went with #1, and I left home in Westville +/- 8:20am and arrived at Home Affairs at 8:45am. I didn't have trouble finding their kiosk tower, and went upstairs to "register". I waited about twenty minutes in the office because it was the last day of school holidays and a lot of school kids were attempting to get their IDs at the same time. When it was eventually my turn, I handed Brian my passport, and he took about three minutes to fill in the form, accept my money, hand me a receipt, and explain to me the drill. We then went down in a group of three people, inside, and brought to one side where we were asked to wait.

About a minute passed, before I was called up to the front of the queue, met Pam, and then had my application processed. The guy behind the counter was very disillusioned with his job, and I guess I can't blame him when everyone complains about Home Affairs and makes fun of their inefficiency (I'm even guilty of it). I procsesed my thumbprints on the digital reader, and without too much effort to put them squarely in the centre, the system still acknowledged my thumbprints, and that was it. Done.

Am I done? Is that it? I spent more time in the office upstairs than I did in Home Affairs! It took me about three minutes to get in, get done, get out. It was unbelievable! No-one around us seemed to complain about the queue-jumping, but ultimately who would complain if I took three minutes??

It was almost as much of a pleasure to get my ID done as it was to go and pay my tax!

I will admit I was a little apprehensive about the perceived disapproval of "wealthy fat cats" using "lazy fat cats" services, but in the end, I felt the price was reasonable, and the service impeccable. I would always recommend doing it this way in future, provided that it doesn't victimise anyone else in the system. From what I could understand, Pam began queuing from5am, so good on her!

Hooray to our minister - hooray to Mrs. N. Mapisa-Nqakula and Deputy-Minister Mr M.K.N. Gigaba ... or not really!

Happy Anniversary Mary-Anne and Oltman!

Hey guys

Have you kids been married for more than two years already? Oltman is over 30? Wow you guys are getting on! CONGRATULATIONS :)

And who would have thought a petrol station pie proposal performed impeccably by Oltman would have lasted so long, and so blissfully!!

Good on you guys - congratulations!

So when are the kids coming?

Woohoo!

Hey!

It works!

It really works!

Suck on that wordpress!
(No, I can't say that - I never even gave wordpress a chance... Next step is to do more investigation and report back on the results about "which blog service is better")

Can one archive a list of posts into one category I wonder? I guess there aren't any tags here so that doesn't help much...

Time to remove the Vodacom signature with a healthy end command. Good night all!

Using my blackberry to blog!

I'm fiddling around trying to get mobile to blog (moblogging) working great.

The perfectionist in me wants something that I can do on the go, is easy to manage, allows Kat to collaboratively post, etc.

Wordpress says it does and also says it doesn't, but the page that says "yes" requires a unique email address to send posts from. A bit annoying because if anyone else figures out the address and emails to it, it posts from there.

This method seems a little more secure, although the same logic still stands - if you knew to email bryan.isasexybeast@blogger.com you'd also blog on my page!
Sent via my BlackBerry from Vodacom - let your email find you!

Hello World

Wow, my first official blog post in over ten years!!



Hello World. It's me, BRATTEX, or as I'm more commonly known nowadays - Bryan-with-a-Y [or Bryan Witherwye].



Hopefully this won't be the last - and only - post in ten years, but I'm finding my feet. Probably not a bad thing to start this at the start of my 30th year on this earth...



So...

HELLO WORLD.